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		<title>Facebook</title>
		<link>http://www.haggistech.co.uk/blog/2010/04/facebook/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Apr 2010 08:14:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Haggis</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Personal]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[facebook]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Me and problably 90% of you reading this will use facebook, i like facebook in many ways but there is also point about it i dont like.
So the good things, Lets you keep in contact with friends, there games to keep you occupied, its fun.
The bad points:- There interpretation of Data Security and Privacy is [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Me and problably 90% of you reading this will use facebook, i like facebook in many ways but there is also point about it i dont like.</p>
<p>So the good things, Lets you keep in contact with friends, there games to keep you occupied, its fun.</p>
<p>The bad points:- There interpretation of Data Security and Privacy is about as much user as a chocolate fireguard.</p>
<p>For Example</p>
<p>Facebook does allow people to &#8216;deactivate&#8217; their accounts. This means that most of their information becomes invisible to other viewers, but it remains on Facebook&#8217;s servers &#8211; indefinitely</p>
<p>Facebook&#8217;s terms and conditions make it clear that you give up just about any rights to anything you post on the site.</p>
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		<title>Mens Rules</title>
		<link>http://www.haggistech.co.uk/blog/2010/03/mens-rules/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Mar 2010 20:03:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Haggis</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[We always hear
&#8216;the rules&#8217;
From the female side
Now here are the rules from the male side
These are our rules!
Please note&#8230;. They are all numbered &#8216;1&#8242; ON PURPOSE!
1.   Men are NOT mind readers.
1.    Learn to work the toilet seat.   You&#8217;re a big girl.   If it&#8217;s up,  put it down.   We need [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We always hear</p>
<p>&#8216;the rules&#8217;<br />
From the female side</p>
<p>Now here are the rules from the male side</p>
<p>These are our rules!</p>
<p>Please note&#8230;. They are all numbered &#8216;1&#8242; ON PURPOSE!</p>
<p>1.   Men are NOT mind readers.</p>
<p>1.    Learn to work the toilet seat.   You&#8217;re a big girl.   If it&#8217;s up,  put it down.   We need it up, you need it down.   You don&#8217;t hear us  complaining about you leaving it down.</p>
<p>1.    Sunday sports &#8211; It&#8217;s like the full moon or the changing of the  tides.   Let it be.</p>
<p>1.    Crying is blackmail.</p>
<p>1.    Ask for what you want..   Let us be clear on this one!  Subtle  hints do not work!  Strong hints do not work!  Obvious hints do not  work!   Just say it!</p>
<p>1.    Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every  question.</p>
<p>1.   Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it.    That&#8217;s what we do.   Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.</p>
<p>1.    Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.   In  fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.</p>
<p>1.    If you think you&#8217;re fat, you probably are.  Don&#8217;t ask us..</p>
<p>1.    If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the  ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.</p>
<p>1.   You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it  done.   Not both.   If you already know best how to do it, just do it  yourself.</p>
<p>1.    Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during  commercials.</p>
<p>1.    Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.</p>
<p>1.    ALL men see in only 16 colours, like Windows default settings.    Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A colour.   Pumpkin is also a fruit.    We have NO idea what mauve is.</p>
<p>1.    If it itches, it will be scratched.  We do that.</p>
<p>1.    If we ask what is wrong and you say &#8216;nothing,&#8217; We will act like  nothing&#8217;s wrong..  We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the  hassle.</p>
<p>1.    If you ask a question you don&#8217;t want an answer to, Expect an  answer you don&#8217;t want to hear.</p>
<p>1.   When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is  fine&#8230; Really!</p>
<p>1.    Don&#8217;t ask us what we&#8217;re thinking about unless you are prepared to  discuss such topics as football, sex, hooters, or  fishing.</p>
<p>1.    You have enough clothes.</p>
<p>1.   You have too many shoes.</p>
<p>1.    I am in shape.   Round IS a shape!  Straight IS a shape! Flat IS a  shape!</p>
<p>1.   Thank you for reading this.   Yes, I know I have to sleep on the  couch tonight; But did you know men really don&#8217;t mind that?   It&#8217;s like  camping.</p>
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		<title>The Card Skimmer and the Movie</title>
		<link>http://www.haggistech.co.uk/blog/2010/03/the-card-skimmer-and-the-movie/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Mar 2010 10:26:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Haggis</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Personal]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[card skimmer]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cinema]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[police]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[So Friday night we decided to go and see Alice in wonderland 3D, so we left the house about 6 and made our way to the Bank. So i am standing there as you do, put the card in, put pin number in and i notice this older woman standing at the machine next to [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So Friday night we decided to go and see Alice in wonderland 3D, so we left the house about 6 and made our way to the Bank. So i am standing there as you do, put the card in, put pin number in and i notice this older woman standing at the machine next to me which i find strange and it has OUT OF SERVICE across it in big letters.</p>
<p>She goes into her bag pulls out a screwdriver and jams it into the space above the screen, my first though is &#8220;holy fuck shes trying to rob it&#8221;, but no in the next few minutes i find out shes actually a police officer and shes just detatched a card skimmer and camera which records your pin number it looked like this</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.haggistech.co.uk/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/card.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-32" title="card" src="http://www.haggistech.co.uk/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/card.jpg" alt="" width="169" height="111" /></a></p>
<p style="text-align: left;">It was a neat little device with a small camera phone hidden inside that recorded on video what buttons you pressed for your pin number.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">After that we went to the cinema, Alice in Wonderland is one of the best films i have seen for ages, Johnny Depp plays a brilliant Mad Hatter and Stephen Fry had the perfect voice for the chilled out Cheshire Cat</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">I recommend everyone to go and see it!!!</p>
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		<title>Update</title>
		<link>http://www.haggistech.co.uk/blog/2010/03/update/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Mar 2010 14:03:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Haggis</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Personal]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dinner]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[work]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Well theis weekend was a little busier, on saturday night we went to the inlaws and had dinner, me and the QBB made pork meatballs in a homemade tomato sauce with olives, homemade garlic bread etc it was amazing, QBB&#8217;s sister brought ingredients which i then made into burgers they were also amazing.
I also found [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well theis weekend was a little busier, on saturday night we went to the inlaws and had dinner, me and the QBB made pork meatballs in a homemade tomato sauce with olives, homemade garlic bread etc it was amazing, QBB&#8217;s sister brought ingredients which i then made into burgers they were also amazing.</p>
<p>I also found out today that after Friday i will be the only person left at work that started at the same time, there were four of us started at the same time and i am the only one left after Friday</p>
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		<title>Quiet Weekend</title>
		<link>http://www.haggistech.co.uk/blog/2010/03/quiet-weekend/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2010 11:56:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Haggis</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Personal]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I enjoy weekends, i love having a long lie in the morning, i love just being able to chill out and do what we want.
This weekend was quiet on saturday we went to look at carpets, why has the whole world moved onto cm and metres except carpet shops??
Sunday we did nothing, QBB wisny feeling [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I enjoy weekends, i love having a long lie in the morning, i love just being able to chill out and do what we want.</p>
<p>This weekend was quiet on saturday we went to look at carpets, why has the whole world moved onto cm and metres except carpet shops??</p>
<p>Sunday we did nothing, QBB wisny feeling that great so she had a sleep in the evening and i watched a movie and played Batman on the xbox.</p>
<p>At work today but only 11:30 &#8211; 6 so its not too bad, then home have some dinner chill out and ik am off tomorrow to wait on the sky man coming to install the new phone line, why he needs access to the house defeats me.</p>
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		<title>Old Computer Stuff</title>
		<link>http://www.haggistech.co.uk/blog/2010/03/old-computer-stuff/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Mar 2010 14:54:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Haggis</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Computer Related]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[While sitting with not much to do today i began thinking about old computer stuff that used to keep us amuased or we used to use a long time ago the first few that flooded into my head were, Supercalc, Word Perfect and Space Invaders on the Spectrum
Supercalc i first use don my mums old [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>While sitting with not much to do today i began thinking about old computer stuff that used to keep us amuased or we used to use a long time ago the first few that flooded into my head were, Supercalc, Word Perfect and Space Invaders on the Spectrum</p>
<p>Supercalc i first use don my mums old 286, it was a very very basic spreadsheet program and it looked like this</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.e-tech.ca/images/SuperCalc.gif"><img class="alignnone" title="Supercalc" src="http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:hEjRj78GW6GwYM:http://www.e-tech.ca/images/SuperCalc.gif" alt="" width="131" height="85" /></a></p>
<p style="text-align: left;">Then we have Word Perfect again the first time i used this it was on that same old 286. it look like this</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.endeneu.de/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/wordperfect51dos-1991.gif"><img class="alignnone" title="Word Perfect" src="http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:98oJc_eKT7ZHhM:http://www.endeneu.de/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/wordperfect51dos-1991.gif" alt="" width="138" height="71" /></a></p>
<p style="text-align: left;">What program do you remember using that if they came up now you would just shake a stick at</p>
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		<title>Why so short?</title>
		<link>http://www.haggistech.co.uk/blog/2010/03/why-so-short/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Mar 2010 11:23:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Haggis</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[short skirt]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[slag]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ok so i am sitting here in work today, in a meeting and this girl walks past our table, her skirt is so short you could problably see her arse cheeks.
Why do females do this?? is it for attention?? is it daddy issues?? or is it that they are happy walking about in such a [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ok so i am sitting here in work today, in a meeting and this girl walks past our table, her skirt is so short you could problably see her arse cheeks.</p>
<p>Why do females do this?? is it for attention?? is it daddy issues?? or is it that they are happy walking about in such a short skirt that it screams I AM EASY AND A HUGE SLAG!!!</p>
<p>Its a complete joke, in the summer we are not allowed to wear shorts on hot days as its showing too much skin i suppose, but it seems to be ok for others to wear that short a skirt that you can see what they had for breakfast</p>
<p>RANT OVER!!</p>
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		<title>Windows Browser Choice</title>
		<link>http://www.haggistech.co.uk/blog/2010/03/windows-browser-choice/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Mar 2010 09:34:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Haggis</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Computer Related]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Browser]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[IE]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Microsoft]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Ok so anyone who uses windows and has Internet Explorer as their default browser will have had an update asking them if they want to use an alternative browser.
This has been done as Microsoft lost a court case and have been told to allow users the choice of which browser to use.
What it doe snot [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ok so anyone who uses windows and has Internet Explorer as their default browser will have had an update asking them if they want to use an alternative browser.</p>
<p>This has been done as Microsoft lost a court case and have been told to allow users the choice of which browser to use.</p>
<p>What it doe snot tell you is even though lets say you choose Firefox to sue instead, you still need to have internet explorer to do updates. The windows update app on Vista and Windows 7 use the Internet Explorer Engine to do updates and the windows update website itself wont work with any other browser as it runs an ActiveX object which only Internet Explorer can Run</p>
<p>So Microsoft are giving you the choice of which browser to use to surf the web but still force you to us Internet Explorer.</p>
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		<title>Batman: Arkham Asylum</title>
		<link>http://www.haggistech.co.uk/blog/2010/03/batman-arkham-asylum/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Mar 2010 09:12:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Haggis</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Gaming]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[batman]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[xbox360]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I bought this game yesterday after thinking about it for ages!!!
only managed to play it for about an hour yesterday but it is very good, at first i was not keen on batman being in the left side of the screen all the time, but once you get used to it its the best place [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I bought this game yesterday after thinking about it for ages!!!</p>
<p>only managed to play it for about an hour yesterday but it is very good, at first i was not keen on batman being in the left side of the screen all the time, but once you get used to it its the best place for him it leaves the screen open so you can see what ur doing.</p>
<p>The combos and how they work are amazing, can be technical as you want it to be but will also work if you just keep bashing the X key.</p>
<p>I will play some more tonight and see how far i get <img src='http://www.haggistech.co.uk/blog/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>The New Tattoo</title>
		<link>http://www.haggistech.co.uk/blog/2010/02/the-new-tattoo/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 28 Feb 2010 19:44:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Haggis</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Personal]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[falkirk]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[tattoo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[wife]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Well today we went back into falkirk so the wife could get her new tattoo, must say its absolutely cracking. Its like a wee curly tribal design on the side of her hand with a pink and a blue dot.
I will at some point build up the courage to get my first tattoo, i seen [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well today we went back into falkirk so the wife could get her new tattoo, must say its absolutely cracking. Its like a wee curly tribal design on the side of her hand with a pink and a blue dot.</p>
<p>I will at some point build up the courage to get my first tattoo, i seen a few designs i like but as soon as i am in the shop i get all nervous, hate it</p>
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